The Little Black Dress

I got it off a clearance rack at Marshall's this week. Frankly, I found it fetching. It was a real bargain too.

I came home and modeled it for my (not) so fashion savvy loved ones.

"Oh, wow Mom, you could join the church choir in that dress!"

".....Or a convent."

Alright already. Enough. I'm taking it back. Apparently, my pride is worth more to me than $24.99.